Thursday, May 13, 2010

Thursday, 05/13/10 Allergic to treadmills and pavement.

Seriously, I hate them both.  Sure pavement is great for getting around in the car or on the road bike and I guess a treadmill is a necessity if you have kids and can't leave the house, but other than that, I have trouble wrapping my head around the concept of clomping along, each step being identical to the last.

I went down to the Bolder Boulder office this morning to run my 2 miles on the mill and finally get my qualifier out of the way.  I was hoping to get into the A wave so I could at least toe the line with all my friends, but after I did the math, I knew I would have to actually put in a few training runs on the track, pavement or treadmill to accomplish this.  Oh well, an AA qualifier with no effort in my mind is way better than actually training in a manner that I don't like to get an A. 

Going into the office, I felt ready to put in a good effort and accept whatever happened, but still harbored illusions of running two 5:43 miles with no specific training.  I have done it before on the track, but for some reason can't seem to keep up with my legs on the mill.  Not to mention I never feel motivated while staring at a wall indoors.  I warmed up for a bit, testing a few different paces and cross checking with my HRM.  5:43 pace at first seemed tolerably fast, but I just knew that there was no way I could hold that.  After my warm up, the lady checked my time/distance and I was off (at 1% grade to account for wind resistance).

I started off around 6:00 pace and immidiately took it down to 5:43.  It felt fast, but my HR was hovering a bit below 170 which was reasonable.  In just over a minute though, a mucus plug of phlegm built up in the back of my throat.  I hacked and ugggghhhmmmed!!!!! a bunch of times, but it was like breathing through a fun straw.  I struggled with it for a bit and then remembered the GZ/Team Snot trick and started casually hacking a clam and then acting as though I was wiping my nose and would deposit it into my shirt.  Though it seemed like 40 minutes, I bailed off the 5:43 pace after only a few minutes and conceded that I just didn't give a shit about the A wave.  Even at a pace in the low 6's (comfortable for me on a track with no training), my HR was slowly creeping up and I was very uncomfortable, mainly because I was on a treadmill and had a hack clam lodged in my throat.

FINALLY, I crossed my imaginary two mile finish line in 12:13, a far cry from the 11:26 I needed, but enough under the 12:25 I needed for AA.  That really sucked.  Afterwards, I was feeling itchy and tingly which only added to my theory that I am truly allergic.

I headed over to Flagstaff, where I changed into clean/dry clothes and ran up SuperFlag.  I figured the treadmill work would make for a good warmup, but if anything, it threw me off just enough that I felt as though I just could only plod up the road.  I started off easy and attempted to ratchet up the pace/intensity, but it just was not my day.  I just figured I would cut my losses and run it easy, then enjoy the snow over to the summit of Green.

I topped out in a disappointing (but not surprising) 45:30 and then got on the W. Ridge trail to Green where there were only one set of hiking boot footprints.  Though I was not moving fast in the fresh and slippery snow, I felt infinitely better mentally at least and felt like myself for a short while.  At the 4-way, I passed a familiar face (turned out to be Jim P who was standing there waiting for a hiking buddy).  We spent a few minutes on the summit chatting, then I carefully jogged my way down, trying to not twist anything in the very slippery snow.  Below the Ranger Cottage, the snow had turned to ankle deep slush and I just had a blast sloshing through it (although for some reason, I hopped the creek).

2 miles on the mill in 12:13
Run up SuperFlag in 45:31 (avg HR 161(173 max))
W. Ridge 20:34 (avg HR 157(174 max))
Down Ranger/Gregory 28:40 (avg HR 132(159 max))


  1. Good effort, I've put 20 miles in on the past two days. It just takes a few times to get used to it...and a TV in front.

  2. let's call this your first speed workout. Keep at it and you will kill shit this summer.

    Still laughing at the hack clam.

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  4. You must poach a local 5k then! Otherwise, you start next to me! But I haven't registered.

  5. Good seeing you on Thursday. I'd never hiked Green before - only run it. Couldn't believe how long it took...and the snow/slush didn't help. The ride down Green/Saddle/Amphi was pretty crappy.