"Your biggest challenge isn't someone else. Its the ache in your lungs and the burning in your legs, and the voice inside you that yells 'CAN'T', but you don't listen. You just push harder. And then you hear the voice whisper, 'can'. And you discover that the person you thought you were is no match for the one you really are." ~unknown~
Wait, guys, I have a great idea for a sign! You know how when it snows, or when water freezes it get slippery!!!? We should make a sign that reminds people of that! You know, people forget. And, if they see snow and forget it's slippery, they might step and fall and sue us. So, let's make a sign! It'll be cool! We can do it in yellow! No! Yellow with black lettering! No, wait, we can write "caution" in all capital letters and surround it with black! It'll look all official and urgent. People will love it. And, they will thank us. No, they'll love us! And, that will make them want to spend more money here. In fact, I think this idea may make us rich! I'm going to patent it! This is AWESOME! It's going viral, man!
Caution!
ReplyDeleteWait, guys, I have a great idea for a sign! You know how when it snows, or when water freezes it get slippery!!!? We should make a sign that reminds people of that! You know, people forget. And, if they see snow and forget it's slippery, they might step and fall and sue us. So, let's make a sign! It'll be cool! We can do it in yellow! No! Yellow with black lettering! No, wait, we can write "caution" in all capital letters and surround it with black! It'll look all official and urgent. People will love it. And, they will thank us. No, they'll love us! And, that will make them want to spend more money here. In fact, I think this idea may make us rich! I'm going to patent it! This is AWESOME! It's going viral, man!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to our rabidly litigious society.
ReplyDeleteMcDonalds was sued again recently for hot coffee despite having lost $2.5 million dollars for not having the warning there in 1994.
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/02/portland_woman_sues_mcdonalds.html
P.S. My captcha word to post this was "calphshit".